Zack: This tale begins back a few months ago, back when I first met Sarah, in fact. She had just moved into my dorm, and she was still getting used to living with a 15 year old pubescent kid.

She had just got kicked out of her apartment, and was forced to live on campus by her parents. I, on the other hand, but into the firm thanks to the officers not kicking me out, the dorm manager or whatever they're called being nice, and me being pitiful living in a fucking car.

At the age of 22, she was in her 4th year of college, meaning that this was her last year of having a scholarship.

Sarah: Eh, I don't have any more hard classes to take, so I just saw this year as a time to relax. What better way than hanging out with friends?

So, having a moving in party, I kindly asked Zack if he could leave the room for the night. Do whatever kids do.

Z: Being incredibly insulted at this, I immediately started to hate Sarah

S: Even though it had been like a week since I moved in, I still thought Zack was just a random homeless kid squatting at the dorm, living there for free.

Z: I was kind of a homeless kid, still. Though, by that point, I've already had started paying bills. I was not staying there for free at all. I had as much of a right as any other student.

S: I wasn't going to let a little kid boss me around about how I should live. I dealt with enough of that living under my parents (like most kids). So, by the time the party happened (which I told Zack I cancelled in order to get him to shut up), I shoved him outside into the hallway.

Z: Being a bit more edgy and had worse anger management problems back then (yes, there was in fact a time when I was worse), I broke through the lock.

Sarah: With the for forcefully kicked in, I immediately called the police.
Z: I had to pay for property damage (again) and Sarah was immediately lectured by the dean that I was in fact living there.

Z: So, with that cleared up, and the lock successfully fixed, I lied down on the futon finally resting.
Sarah: But I woke him up, and apologized for kicking him to the curb.

S: But, after asking Zack, I hosted a real "Moving in party". This time, I didn't kick him out, since I learned he wasn't just some random kid.
Z: And being me, I was shy around most of them, and just kept to myself.

S: Since most of the people there were over 21, I brought alcohol for people to drink. Mostly rum and vodka.

Z: So, being 1/4th awake, I drank a bottle of the potato water, thinking it was regular water

Z: So yeah, 1.5 potato water bottles later, I was pretty drink (it was my first time, I'm skinny, and I'm a little kid).
Sarah: And at the same time, I was kinda taking it to hard sucking down Captain Morgan

Z: My other drunk form was the flirty pervert. I ended up making out with a few of the girls there... I feel embarrassed revealing that
Sarah: And I was also still in my pervert drunk form.

We both sat on the couch, and turned on the TV on to some random reality TV show.
Zack: And what else, I ended up hitting on Sarah, slurred lines and all.
Sarah: Whatever the fuck I was thinking, I let him. Yeah, I'm not touching that much alcohol again.

S: We wouldn't remember any of this if it wasn't for some guy fucking recording it. Remember the picture I deleted? Well... Zack and I started making out... and it looked like from the guys video, it seemed like it would have gotten worse if Zack didn't pass out and roll over onto the floor.

So there you go, story time with Imperial comes to a close. Zack wakes up with his first hangover, Sarah find all of her panties had been taken by party goers, and we got on trouble with the Dean.

Z: That's why I don't like drinking. Also, I didn't mean to get drunk, I seriously thought it wad flavored water